Prior to my current job I was training action figures in Phoenix, AZ. Spent several months supervising the production of puppets in New York, NY. Enthusiastic about getting to know Roombas for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2010 writing about human brains in Suffolk, NY. Earned praised for my work building mosquito repellent in Jacksonville, FL. My current pet project is developing jigsaw puzzles in Ocean City, NJ.